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Nutty Fudgekins - November 2006

Hutt River Province & Prince Leonard

In 1994 Someone was selling fake royal titles of the principality of Hutt River Province -- and right under Prince Leonard's nose too!

Now no doubt you're asking where the blazes Hutt River Province is and who is Prince Leonard


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Australia has a bong problem

Australia's marijuana smokers have created an unexpected problem for the country's recycling efforts: home-made bongs thrown into domestic recycling bins are contaminating material that could otherwise be reused.

Just one bong, or water pipe, could stop hundreds or even thousands of PET plastic bottles from being recycled because a bong's PVC hose would contaminate the material, says environmental campaigner Planet Ark


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The Circle of wagons

do you know what the circle of wagons is?

its when you put three bunks, like the circling up of the wagons in a wagon train, an old cowboy movie, and they have the sheets hanging down so you can't see what's going on inside the four bunks and inside the four bunks about two dozen boys just fucked the shit out of this little mormon kid


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a Metaphorical tale

Admiral Byrd had just reached the pole, only hours ahead of the Three Stooges so I guess he won the argument, but I walked away with the turnips. The following morning, I resigned my commission in the Coast Guard. The next thing I heard, there was civil war in Spain.
So i hopped aboard diversity and set sail, singing as we did so sail...

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kids these days...

This one time at band camp there was a major fucking drought.
Nobody had anything. People were living on resin... -smoking the wood in their pipes for months. This chick had a bunch. And she's begging me to sell it.

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Things i would change if i was a dictator

Now i'm not talking about serious social and political issues, well all know governments have nothing to do with that sort of thing.
The government is actually implemented in order to further the personal prejudices of its highest members and most generous monetary contributors (lobbyists)

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The meaning of Liff

In Life* there are many hundereds of common experiences, feelings, situations and even objects which we all know and recognize, but for which no word exists. On the other hand, the world is littered with thousands of spare words which spend their time doing nothing but loafing about on signposts pointing at places. Our job, as we see it, is to get these words down off the signposts and into the mouths of babes and sucklings and so on, where they can start earning their keep in every day conversation and make a more positive contribution to society.
Douglas Adams, John Loyd, Malibu, 1982

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The orble phenomenon

Does it strike anyone else as odd that time and time again the most popular posts are those discussing various sections of the orble blogging system?

Whether it be discussion of pay or techniques for generating more traffic the blogs about blogs are up there time and time again...which leads me to believe the majority of readers are in fact bloggers themselves looking for ways to increase traffic


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Another rant about stuff

i have an announcement
this week a major incident reportedly took place at sea, during which Colin Powell captured my battleship.
Oh yeah, and we also raidified that stupid North Korean boat as well


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What's going on..are we still evolving?

So in this current day and age when we're supposedly at the peak of human evolution and patting ourselves on the back i feel a little stagnant.

The propgress up until about the 60s made sense to most


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A rant about exams and the things that they bring with them



egadmotherbuttfuck


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A tribute to George Bush

"We're now saying, democracy must flourish. And as I recall from my history, it took us quite a while here in the United States, but nevertheless we are making progress."
—Bush, in a "Meet the Press" interview shown Sunday, Feb. 8, 2004, discussing Iraq's transformation to democracy

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Ask a friend of jesus

i was curious about my growing addicitons to pornography and corn chips when it hit me..

pulsating prunes i'll ask an online confiessional


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Happiness

It was nearly 2,000 years ago that Jesus Christ said: “A man's life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions.” It is somewhat surprising then that it has taken until quite recently for economists to catch up. However, with recent publications from the Executive Director of the Australia Institute Clive Hamilton, Growth Fetish (Allen & Unwin, 2003) followed by his Affluenza (Allen & Unwin, 2005) and Lord Richard Layard’s, Happiness: Lessons from a new science (Penguin Press, 2005) it seems the point might be sinking in.

The point: wealth does not equal happiness


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Put out more flags

A John Pilger article.
Spread the message.

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After neoconservatism

As we approach the third anniversary of the onset of the Iraq war, it seems very unlikely that history will judge either the intervention itself or the ideas animating it kindly. By invading Iraq, the Bush administration created a self-fulfilling prophecy: Iraq has now replaced Afghanistan as a magnet, a training ground and an operational base for jihadist terrorists, with plenty of American targets to shoot at. The United States still has a chance of creating a Shiite-dominated democratic Iraq, but the new government will be very weak for years to come; the resulting power vacuum will invite outside influence from all of Iraq's neighbors, including Iran. There are clear benefits to the Iraqi people from the removal of Saddam Hussein's dictatorship, and perhaps some positive spillover effects in Lebanon and Syria. But it is very hard to see how these developments in themselves justify the blood and treasure that the United States has spent on the project to this point. Francais Fukuyama


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The Global Warming Conflict

The current global warming issue is not being debated in the political spectrum.

The debate that is taking place there is one of values and conflicting interests


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Which Sydneyite are you?

Eastie, is a derogatory term used in Sydney, Australia for a (generally but not exclusively) Anglo-Saxon and/or Jewish demographic of individuals, typically from a white collar or upper class background, who choose to reside in the city's generally more affluent eastern suburbs (cf. Westies (people)).

Commonly held beliefs relating to this group's behaviours, attitudes and dress sense are noted below


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Australian interest rates and honest John's politik

Now when Australia saw an ad a fair while back with some politician telling them he'd "keep interest rates at record lows" they believed him.
But there's a little snag in this scenario.
Today we live in a global economy, international trade and what not has altered the economic envoironment to the point that it's basically a pendulum swinging on it's own, such is the nature of a capitalist economy


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9/11...One perspective

Yeah there's a million possibilities.
Here's another:
The U.S had warnings about 9/11 as early as the 93 WTC bombing


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Gandhi said it best

Today we live in a global system where the richest fifth consume 45% of all meat and fish, 58% of all energy used and 84% of all paper, has 74% of all telephone lines and owns 87% of all vehicles.
Globalisation has battered down international borders to the point of transnational companies exisiting beyond the scope of any one government.
Almost half of the world's six billion people now live on less than $2 a day, while 1.2 billion people live on less than $1 a day


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Australia: the facts

Some random tidbits i found amusing.

* Mass moonings - In 1832, 300 female Convicts at the Cascade Female Factory mooned the Governor of Tasmania during a chapel service. It was said that in a "rare moment of collusion with the Convict women, the ladies in the Governor's party could not control their laughter


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Nutty's News-8th Nov

In World news today Iran has been ranked among the world’s most corrupt countries in an annual report issued by an international corruption watchdog.
The theocratic regime scored 2.7 on the zero-to-10 scale, with zero indicating the highest level of perceived corruption. Dick Cheney has since been seen in the area.
John Howards own coallition scored a 9 on the perceived honesty scale and a negative 3098468546 on his actual honesty bringing his average to a grand total of lying scum


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Post Autistic Economics

"Modern economics is sick. Economics has increasingly become an intellectual game played for its own sake and not for its practical consequences for understanding the economic world. Economists have converted the subject into a sort of social mathematics in which analytical rigour is everything and practical relevance is nothing.” -Mark Blaug
PAE has challenged standard neoclassical assumptions and incorporated ideas from sociology and psychology into economic analysis. Specifically, the notions of utility theory, (consumer choice), production and efficiency theory (pareto optimality) as well as game theory have been criticised: one much discussed article read Is There Anything Worth Keeping in Standard Microeconomics?.

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Why do we waste time fighting each other?

At every level of human conflict, whether it be two people racing for the same cab or whether it be an oil rich country being blown to pieces by a country that requires aa shit load of oil, the human drama element is always based on some predisposed prejudice regarding a small, usually irrelevant, part of the issue being discussed.

The fact is that the vast majority of people are absolutely impervious to facts. Test the average man by asking him to listen to a simple sentence which contains one word with associations to excite his prejudices, fears or passions -- he will fail to understand what you have said and reply by expressing his emotional reaction to the critical word. It was long before I understood this fact of psychology. Even to this day, it surprises me that there should be minds which are unable to accept any impression equably and critically.
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RIght or Left?

The Right-wing sect knows that everything it thinks is right


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Titilating Tidbits

In Nuttyfudgenews Saddam Hussein has been sentanced to death by hanging.

George W Bush reportedly referred to this decision as "Victory against Jelousy


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Nutty Fugekins

Nutty Fudgekins is an expression of frustration, bewilderment, obfuscation, puzzlement, befuddlement, mystification, bafflement, bemusement and utter discombobulation regarding life in general, or at least the idea of life as it is pushed upon society in it's current state...

It is the potential of creativity


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live drunken hip hop set

mama said hip hop booty
Biz Markie-just a friend
Jurassic 5-in the flesh


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The Howard Tryanny.

In order to fully understand the intentions Mr John Winston Howard has for this country one must first understand Mr Howards own past.

He has been with the Liberal party since he was 18


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The dandy new romantic metrosexual thing

Now it is naively believed by some that men turning metro is a new expression of self-respect.
I have taken it upon myself to shatter such beliefs via employment of various knowledges truths and fuctoids..

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Live set- breakbeat, techno, dnb

intro
Gigantor- No more new drugs (so phat remix)
Death in Vegas- Dirt


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Do you get it?

There are few professions in this skeewiff world of ours that offer the opportunity to speak freely on any topic you choose.

Which is odd considering we've been proclaiming freedom as the goal of all humanity-onya Dubya


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John Howard watches this before bed

http://www.thefrown.com/frowners/becomerepublican.swf


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breaks

. intro
2. a fifth of beethoven
3. rose royce & the pointer sisters-daddy rich


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The bump n grind

In todays day and age where sms' are responsible for a 4000% increase in relationships and first impressions can be a little innaccurate when your eyes are moving from side to side 6578 times a second people seem to be meeting in one of two ways....at least whilst out clubbing.

the bump n grind


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Drug Demonization

In order to truly understand whats on one must first confront what is off.
But who is to define what is off?
What if the authority of offs is off in their defintion of off


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Breakbeatinteckfunk

DS-Some kinda funky shit
ROB LE PITCH-Twisted
KRAFTY KUTS & TIM DELUXE-Bass Phenomenon


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Are you a hippie?

So according to a recent National Survey conducted by Readers Digest in conjunction with The Leading Edge marketing company the hippie revoliution of the 60s coupled with the counter-culture revolution of the leaderless internet has left a suprising influence throughout mainstream society.

Based on a statistically representative sample the survey concluded 97% of Aussies agree with the peacenik rally cry of make love not war


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Conscious evolution and a mental revolution

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Go Mario

Now, it's entirely possible that this holds such special meaning due to my ingrained connection with the game, as anyone else who grew up with it would testify to...i will know it forever.
Never the less
this is still awesome


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do you trip?

Everyone should be legally required to do this once every six months.
Not only for the deconditioning advantages and increased self awareness, but sometimes you just need a laugh

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Live hip hop set

nylon rhythm machine-white wind burn off (kojak vs mex)
Ozomatli feat medusa, wil.i.am and kanetic source-Vocal Artillery
Immortal technique-freedom of speech


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What's going on?

Earth is falling apart.
the powers that be have declared war on a noun
good old Johnny assures us that our most important civil liberty is to stay alive, and by gum if he has to violate every other one to uphold his promise no doubt he will


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Have you ever wondered why Fosters beer still exists?

LSD can be derived from the ergot virus which is commonly found on
hops and wheat. While it's possible to scrape the virus off the stalks
of these plants, there's a much easier way to get ergot


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Nice guys finish where?

Now no doubt we've all heard it, women and men everywhere say how much they love the nice guy, and yet the nice guy doesn't always seem to be in a position that reflects those sentiments.
After conducting a little research recently i have learned it's all about being a nice COOL guy
nahmean


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Religion, how do you take it?

Dear Masses
I had once thought that religion was your opium. I have since come to wonder which of the two really was more addicting and/or stupeficant, and thus that I might be well to rethink the whole notion.

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drugs are bad but beer is good...right??

*Beer is a legal beverage, which is consistent with a healthy lifestyle.
In fact, a number of scientific studies have associated moderate beer consumption with healthy benefits, including a reduction in the risk of cardiovascular disease - an issue that deserves further study.

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The current Alpha-being

Cool is about being true to yourself right?
WRONG MOTHERFUCKER
Cool means you have tastes, social attitudes, and opinions deemed cool by the cool/the internet/vice 'recognise cool and ridicule it a week later' magazine. (Though it is no longer recommended that one use the term "cool"; instead, say "deck." or " Gully


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Final Cut and your social shield

Now i'm not normally one for reviews of any kind, i see no point in critically disecting a piece of art in the vein hope people will base their decision to see it on my interpretation.
Never the less during one of my frequent couch expeditions i managed to check this Jude Law flick out and the premise behind it sparked my interest.
It was one of the most refreshing films i've seen in a long time


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what's mental?

A paradigm shift has taken place and alas the cognizance has taken an alternate, if only ephemeral, form.
But enough abstruse dribble, i was never one for didactic tactics, such things merely diverge from the point...which is....
well let me think


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Hey look over there

A survey conducted by survey conductors, Hun and Backdoor, has found eighty percent of Australians are in full support of global free trade and advocate a transition to a single global currency by the year 2020.

It was also found most people approve of World Bank and International Monetary Bank efforts to develop remote regions of the world as yet untouched by the West for the benefit of indigenous populations, and advocate the immediate vigorous military suppression of opposition anywhere to peace, freedom, and/or democracy


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The single most important decision...

...anyone will ever make is whether or not to believe the universe is friendly..

The only thing we have to fear is fear it'self - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified, terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance." ---- FDR - First Inaugural Address, March 4, 1933


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jaded

This is old, but i think it's more applicable to clubbing now than ever before....especially in Australia


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Everything i say must be understood not as an affirmation, but as a question

Physics has had problems since Heisenberg Einstein and Bohr first encountered the network of relationships that is the universe..It's rooted in the Cartesian world view and without acknowledging the limits of that perspective it's relatively useless.

Descartes mechanical paradigm views nature as a perfect machine governed by mathematical laws


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Betty Rubble helping you be you

I wonder why Betty was the only person on the Flinstones who had eyelashes..
I mean she always had it over Wilma anyway but you would think there would have been some dissention in the ranks with the leading lady not sporting such appeal wouldn’t you?
Eyelashes always seem kind of important to females


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The times they are a changing

They air thrush ads much earlier these days. The mention of love and devotion prior to breaching the topic failed to cause me to vacate the room and as a result at approximately...uh, dinner time, I'm confronted with a request to discuss vaginal itching. Not only that, but it is followed by a commercial for ky warming lube..well being the concerned social shepperd I've learnt to be from old people, i promptly began complaining to whoever was within earshot.

When it became apparent that the only individual in said range was my dog i phoned channel 7 to voice my displeasure


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