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Hutt River Province & Prince Leonard

In 1994 Someone was selling fake royal titles of the principality of Hutt River Province -- and right under Prince Leonard's nose too!

Now no doubt you're asking where the blazes Hutt River Province is and who is Prince Leonard

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November 29th 2006 @ 03:34

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Australia has a bong problem

Australia's marijuana smokers have created an unexpected problem for the country's recycling efforts: home-made bongs thrown into domestic recycling bins are contaminating material that could otherwise be reused.

Just one bong, or water pipe, could stop hundreds or even thousands of PET plastic bottles from being recycled because a bong's PVC hose would contaminate the material, says environmental campaigner Planet Ark

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November 27th 2006 @ 22:09

Posted By: MattH - Category: fun

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The Circle of wagons

do you know what the circle of wagons is?

its when you put three bunks, like the circling up of the wagons in a wagon train, an old cowboy movie, and they have the sheets hanging down so you can't see what's going on inside the four bunks and inside the four bunks about two dozen boys just fucked the shit out of this little mormon kid

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November 25th 2006 @ 21:51

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kids these days...

This one time at band camp there was a major fucking drought.
Nobody had anything. People were living on resin... -smoking the wood in their pipes for months. This chick had a bunch. And she's begging me to sell it.

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November 24th 2006 @ 03:12

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Things i would change if i was a dictator

Now i'm not talking about serious social and political issues, well all know governments have nothing to do with that sort of thing.
The government is actually implemented in order to further the personal prejudices of its highest members and most generous monetary contributors (lobbyists)

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November 23rd 2006 @ 23:46

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The meaning of Liff

In Life* there are many hundereds of common experiences, feelings, situations and even objects which we all know and recognize, but for which no word exists. On the other hand, the world is littered with thousands of spare words which spend their time doing nothing but loafing about on signposts pointing at places. Our job, as we see it, is to get these words down off the signposts and into the mouths of babes and sucklings and so on, where they can start earning their keep in every day conversation and make a more positive contribution to society.
Douglas Adams, John Loyd, Malibu, 1982

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November 23rd 2006 @ 01:47

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Another rant about stuff

i have an announcement
this week a major incident reportedly took place at sea, during which Colin Powell captured my battleship.
Oh yeah, and we also raidified that stupid North Korean boat as well

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November 23rd 2006 @ 00:12

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A rant about exams and the things that they bring with them

egadmotherbuttfuck

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November 22nd 2006 @ 03:49

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A tribute to George Bush

"We're now saying, democracy must flourish. And as I recall from my history, it took us quite a while here in the United States, but nevertheless we are making progress."
—Bush, in a "Meet the Press" interview shown Sunday, Feb. 8, 2004, discussing Iraq's transformation to democracy

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November 22nd 2006 @ 03:32

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Ask a friend of jesus

i was curious about my growing addicitons to pornography and corn chips when it hit me..

pulsating prunes i'll ask an online confiessional

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November 21st 2006 @ 14:48

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Australia: the facts

Some random tidbits i found amusing.

* Mass moonings - In 1832, 300 female Convicts at the Cascade Female Factory mooned the Governor of Tasmania during a chapel service. It was said that in a "rare moment of collusion with the Convict women, the ladies in the Governor's party could not control their laughter

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November 8th 2006 @ 01:59

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Nutty's News-8th Nov

In World news today Iran has been ranked among the world’s most corrupt countries in an annual report issued by an international corruption watchdog.
The theocratic regime scored 2.7 on the zero-to-10 scale, with zero indicating the highest level of perceived corruption. Dick Cheney has since been seen in the area.
John Howards own coallition scored a 9 on the perceived honesty scale and a negative 3098468546 on his actual honesty bringing his average to a grand total of lying scum

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November 8th 2006 @ 00:03

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Titilating Tidbits

In Nuttyfudgenews Saddam Hussein has been sentanced to death by hanging.

George W Bush reportedly referred to this decision as "Victory against Jelousy

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November 7th 2006 @ 02:30

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The dandy new romantic metrosexual thing

Now it is naively believed by some that men turning metro is a new expression of self-respect.
I have taken it upon myself to shatter such beliefs via employment of various knowledges truths and fuctoids..

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November 7th 2006 @ 00:42

Posted By: MattH - Category: fun

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